So typical me lost my makeup bag during my travels to Nicaragua which totally sucks because I didn’t even wear makeup the whole time there. Anyway, this prompted one of my favorite kind of errands: a trip to SEPHORA. New … Continue reading
Other than being delicious, there are many reasons why we should all be eating these healthy fruits (yes, they’re fruits). And since I’m lactose intolerant and Jo is gluten free, we can actually enjoy these TOGETHER. (yay) 1. PROTEIN: 4 … Continue reading
The phrase “when life hands you lemons, make lemonade” makes absolutely no fucking sense. If life hands you lemons, you can make lemon juice. In order to make lemonade, you would effectively need sugar (i.e. something sweet, as in, something … Continue reading
I think we can all agree how deserving Merly Davis and Charlie White were last night. They put on a phenomenal performance and beat their rival Canadians. This was the first Gold in ice dancing for the US. Goes to show practice really does make perfect. Seventeen years of practice. AHHmazing.
Adorbz
Swedish skier, Henrik Harlout, speaks the truth
Whether you like it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is unavoidable. I’m personally indifferent towards it because whether I’m single or not, I still eat copious amounts of chocolate and candy. Luckily, this year I have a boyfriend so I got fat for free which was cool. (thanks boyfriend) I always allot myself some time to make fun of girls’ dumb statuses how they have “the best boyfriend ever.” I’m sure the flowers were on sale at King Soopers and I’m sure he knows it will get him a blow job without having to ask.
I spent my Valentine’s Day working at my bar where we held our Anti-Valentines-Day-Party. (Everybody- Gets-Laid-Party) Hearts were hung on the wall with very inappropriate sayings such as “Don’t be a whisky dick,” “I did it out of pity,” “Just because I’m wasted doesn’t mean this condom should go to waste,” and last but not least “The bigger the tip, the better your chances.” Things got a bit awkward during the day when children walked around asking their parents to read the hearts, but hey, never too young to learn how cruel the world can be.
Anywho, here is a list of funny e-cards regarding V-day.
And last, a card from “the best boyfriend ever.”
xx,
Kim
So I'm in my 20's... 